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FUNNY THINGS WORTH LAUGHING ABOUT IN THE TECH WORLD.

You know, I am really a big fan of joke books, but do you know why I stopped buying them? Because a lot of things I see in my day to day life as an IT guy is worth laughing about and I am going to share a few of them in this post.
I was telling a man that I love writing, that I also own a blog which anybody with internet connection can visit and read. The man said "Really, that's very interesting now how much do you charge?", being so confused, I replied "Beg your pardon, Sir", he said again "How much megabyte do you charge?", wetting myself with the soft drink I was drinking, I slowly replied "It's free, Sir", he said "Well that's very generous of you, please write down the address here.".
On my way to work the next day, the man saw me and ran towards me saying "Stop there you son of a bitch, do you computer boys ever say the truth? You told me your blog was free, I had 10 megabyte internet data on my phone, by the time I was done reading your blog, the whole megabyte was gone.". I begged the man and told him the data would be refunded (Silly me). The next day after work, I sent him 25Megabyte of data alongside a text message explaining how things work.


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A friend of mine was bragging how superb he is at designing websites, that nothing could ever pull one of his sites down. I told him I can give his site a DOS attack. He told me even if I tried from now till tomorrow, that I still wouldn't be able to tickle it.
I told him to open his site on his laptop which he did, then I booted up my Kali from a usb stick on my own laptop, after 5 minutes, I told him to reload the site and he did, the site responded with  a server not found error or error in connection what ever the error message was. Just then he told me "Wait... Wait.. don't attack yet it seems the server is down". I released it, the site started responding again, he said "ehenh!..., now you can attack, the server is back on track.". I couldn't just stop laughing.
Please you are welcome to share your own funny moments in the comment section, thanks.
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